10 Reasons To "Shut Up And Buy something Smart...You'll Thank Me In A Year"😉

The market correction continues, and understandably, the scary headlines pile up. So the vibes, what all of us are FEELING about what’s happening, just keep getting worse. Whether it’s pessimism about the economy… This is understandable but almost certainly wrong. Or fears about recession… Source: Polymarket Source: Kalshi Or the terrifying spectre of a multi-year tech crash like a bear market… Source: CNN The tech bubble was the most overvalued stock market in history. 37-month bear market (longest in US history…yes, longer than the 34-month 1929 to 1932 88% crash😉 I lived through that, and I can tell you the vibes were worse than in 2009. It was 6 bear-market rallies; it was one thing after another; it was 3 years in hell, and “capitulation” became the #1 buzzword on the Nightly Business Report. And I want to help everyone get through this because I’ve been investing since 1999, since the age of 12. I might have only been a financial analyst for the last 13 years, but I have the experience to know when it’s time to be greedy when others are fearful, and fearful when others are greedy. So let me show you the X Reasons it’s time to “Shut up and buy something smart….You’ll thank me in a year😉. Let me debunk the fear, uncertainty, and doubt with facts, humor, and delightful memes😂…so you can enjoy the weekend, and hopefully make some smart buys and harness the genius of global capitalism to make your family’s financial dreams come true. Reason 1: Believe It or Not…Everything Is Going Exactly As Expected! (And I Do Mean EVERYTHING😉) Thanks Chat GPT and Charlie Bilello🤗...And it didn't take a year...it took 4 months😉 Last week I told the story of how on April 8th, after 5 days without sleep, my “gut” was screaming at me to sell everything and sleep for 2 days. “Surely the bottom can’t be coming by April 10th!” 9 Critical Investing Lessons For This Correction I explained how the $300K loss at the time (vs $292K in lifetime realized gains) would have been a $1.3 million mistake. Because within 4 months of the bottom…ZEUS was up $1 million. My gut, after 13 years as a professional analyst and 26 years of investing experience, was wrong…dead wrong. When I look back on that $1.3 million potential mistake, here is what I realize. There was no “dip” to get back in on. My confidence in my own advice and writing would have been shattered. The ZEUS fund would have been crippled. There would be no GNG today. Everything I had been working towards for 12 years would have died…on April 8th…had I not made a Ulysses pact with Chat GPT😉…of course, today we know that’s ridiculous😂…because Claude 4.6 Opus is the best AI to “tie yourself to the mast” with🤣. The Proof I Know What I’m Doing (Despite My Delightful Humor😉) Including dividends, the average 12-month total return 19.6% since 2016 vs 14% S&P...Using nothing but fundamentals and rules-based investing. Literally Buffett like returns from an optimized rules based portfolio...it looks crazy...but it works...and beats 90% of the biggest hedge funds😉 This is what a hovercraft Portfolio Looks Like😉 This is what a hovercraft Portfolio Looks Like 20% NVDA 20% low volatility value dividend blue-chips. 20% commodities long or short (CTA) 20% bonds (long or short, including international bonds) 20% negative convexity ETFs What many call “a damn weird portfolio” is actually an elegant hovercraft😉😂 They said I was crazy for building a hovercraft portfolio for my family...whose crazy now😉😂 So look at what happened…one of the best fund managers in America (statistically top 0.3%), who has literally delivered Buffett-like returns based on over 3,000 recommendations on over 600 companies for a decade, almost made a $1.3 million mistake…almost destroyed his entire professional life…because I was sleep-deprived and fighting the math! On April 7th, This Table Is What